Raggedy Old Lady

My pajamas are really sad. When I go to bed I look like a 48 year old soccer mom. I wear worn out, holey shirts and ripped up, holey, worn out shorts and pajama pants. The fabric on all of my jamies is so old you can literally see through them. It's embarrassing and uncomfortable. So if you were need to get me a birthday present and couldn't come up with anything... pajamas. I need pajamas. I live in these things so they would be put to good use. Trust me.