It's Birthday Time Again from Paul Piazza

It’s Birthday Time Again

Stacey James Carpet Assistant,
Gets Stuff Done in Just an Instant,
Has to Work with Carpet Slime,
Gets Stuff Done Right on Time;

But Now She is 30 and is Going Away,
Yep On a Cruise but back Someday,
To Do a Bunch More Carpet Stuff,
Cause She Misses Us a Great Big Bunch;

Now Please Behave While on that Cruise,
Be Sure Not to Drink Too Much Booze,
And Please Don’t Jump Over Board,
While Missing all us Carpet Whores;

So What More Can I Say This Day,
Have a Happy Birthday as You Go
On Your Way!

Piazza & Company. Inc.